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The multiplayer is nothing to get excited about either. John perfectly recreates the Duke Nukem experience by reprising his iconic role, corny lines all intact. Duke is not going to win any awards with his crude and tasteless jokes, but there is one thing to say about Duke Nukem Forever-itвЂ™s Duke Nukem in spades. The patient and resilient will be rewarded with a mediocre shooter game with humor that needs to be taken with a grain of salt. How manly can you feel being gunned down by Generic Pig Alien Shotgunner #325 when he ambushes you from a corner? This especially doesnвЂ™t help with all the wanton difficulty spikes throughout the game, often making whatever difficulty level youвЂ™re playing irrelevant. ThereвЂ™s no feeling of manliness everything that Duke was before is no longer here.

Yet, Duke Nukem Forever changes all that badassery into something significantlyвЂ¦less. You can only carry two guns at a single time? I didnвЂ™t realize that Duke was supposed to be that wiener Master Chief and not a one-man army with a prerogative to put a basketball court-sized hole in every single alien head he can find. Never did he need an automatically refilling life bar (called вЂњEgoвЂќ here) or to run and gun from the seemingly overpowered aliens that plague you around every corner. While being as testosterone-filled as ever, DukeвЂ™s manliness has been severely dumbed down. In addition, youвЂ™ll also find that Duke has been neutered, so to speak.

I think itвЂ™s really upsetting that it wasnвЂ™t my own inability to complete the game, but rather the game itself that made it impossible. Maybe weвЂ™re all a bit spoiled by how fast technology is now and the load times arenвЂ™t that big of an issue in the grand scheme of things, but nobody should have to reload boss fights except for failure on their own part and not that of the gameвЂ™s. Coupled with the insanely long load times of console versions, this is simply unacceptable. Yeah, so, if this were to happen once? ThatвЂ™s easy. Duke could move around no problem and one of the EDF marines ragingly gave the unmoving Queen Alien shotgun blast after shotgun blast. ThatвЂ™s right, just froze right up-and it wasnвЂ™t the console, but the game just stopped. Why did that happen? Well, of the five frustrating attempts I made on this boss and her grotesque alien breasts, I died once after unexpectedly receiving some rockets to the face and the four times after that the boss fight FROZE. I only made it to the Queen Alien-thatвЂ™s right, only boss number three. I feel horrible saying that and typically I would be appalled by any reviewer that claims to be worth their weight in salt saying they didnвЂ™t finish the game they were reviewing, but Duke did not make it easy for me to get further. A combination of frustration and technical issues with the 360 version make this game damn near unplayable.

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Full disclosure? I didnвЂ™t finish Duke Nukem Forever. Texturing issues are the least of the worries, however. ItвЂ™s funny for all the wrong reasons, itвЂ™s responsive as far as controls are concerned, itвЂ™s got some pretty rockinвЂ™ tunes, itвЂ™s got more colors than the boring browns games have come to embrace, and (more than anything) itвЂ™s Duke Fucking Nukem, the most badassest, crass, womanizing son of a bitch ever to grace your screen.Д«ut after 15 years, Duke still isnвЂ™t finished and itвЂ™s a downright buggy mess.

It has all the makings of a top notch, tongue-in-cheek first-person shooter that could give your fingers everything you wanted and more. HereвЂ™s the deal-DNF couldвЂ™ve been really great if everything worked. ItвЂ™s a broken mess and while I personally did not get dragged into the hype machine that was вЂњOMG DNF IS FINALLY COMING OUT,вЂќ I know a lot of people who were and eventually let down by a subpar game that needs 800 CCs of tender love and care. LetвЂ™s keep this as short as possible: Duke Nukem Forever isnвЂ™t good. вЂњHow could this possibly be good?вЂќ the masses asked, the question still likely fresh in the minds of those who have yet to take the plunge. With Duke Nukem Forever finally here, many gamers inserted discs or installed files with trembling fingers and fervent nervousness.

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